Three Reasons to Stop Writing

I searched for “anger” on Unsplash, and this was one of the options. What does smoking kielbasa have to do with anger? Hell if I know. Maybe the guy is hangry? Photo by Matthieu Joannon on Unsplash

N.b. This was meant to be funny. I think it got a little too salty somewhere along the way. Or maybe that’s just me. — Zx

#1 — I need my beauty sleep.

Obviously, I think this is a tending-toward-infinity thing.

As in, I am — shall we say — at the bottom of the bell curve when it comes to traditional Western masculine attractiveness standards…