To the Girl at Target With the Shitty Look

“Black and white shot of attractive young woman sucking lollipop in street” by Noah Baslé on Unsplash

Hi, I’m Zach.

I know you don’t know me; I figure the best way to fix that is to introduce myself. I’m Zach. I’m 27, so I guess I’m about a decade and change older than you. I’m guessing that you’re somewhere between 14 and 16, but you might be older. I’m shit at guessing ages.

I’ve worked quite a few jobs in my time, and wear quite a few hats still, but my dream…