When the Boring Guy Tells Stories

Trying to turn a profoundly uninteresting life into morsels you want to read.

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I have not led a very interesting life.

As the boring son of a boring Working-Poor family from Southern California, superfat since birth, who’s suffered from Major Depression since elementary school, who’s spent most of his life writing poetry and…